ramou:

When Jay-Z tastes something really good, it’s like he almost gets mad at it for a second; the first time he says, “Are you serious right now?” after consuming a Blue Point oyster, I’m briefly convinced I’ve said something to offend him.

I can’t wait until I marry Kanye and we all go out to eat and Jay and I yell variations of, “Get the fuck out with this goat cheese!” at each other all night.

(via ramou)